zackmbruneau Riverside

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via heyyitsluis)

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

(via time-keeps-running-away)

theyearofbecoming:

sext: cuddle with me and make me feel less alone in the ever-twisting sea of chaos that is life

(Source: thelordofthebuttz)

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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu, via jesus-sparkle-turtledick)

crocspaperscissors:

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

apparently my college campus is getting burrito vending machines???

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why

someone has pointed out to me that the burrito box comes with free wifi

now im interested

did a burrito vending machine not interest you????

(Source: sasukeapologist, via jesus-sparkle-turtledick)

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I'm Zack and I'm 21.